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[09 Jul 2006|04:56pm] this has been the longest ive gone without using ma el jay. check it. x

[07 Mar 2006|07:11pm] four thirty six. x

[04 Jan 2006|01:37pm] i watched this thing on prostitutes today.this blond bitch was telling a story about one of her experiences. she was with a regular customer. on this occasion he wanted a shower. a shower of her freakin crap and pee.well you know this kind of thing cant be done on command. the guy ordered her food and they watched movies together. she was there for about an hour and a half.then she showered him. aaaaand to top it all off, the guy ate her shit with a knife and fork and drank her pee in a small wine glass. it was great, she didnt even have to touch him. x

[04 Jan 2006|12:30am] fricken livejournal. 1x| x

[26 Dec 2005|01:02am] more british women own vibrators than washing machines. x

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[12 Dec 2005|06:55pm] im going to see the nutcracker ballet on friday. REAL ballerinas from moscow. im very excited. x

[07 Dec 2005|12:13am] p.s. http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty x

[06 Dec 2005|11:49pm] [ mood | blah ] im making my peace, making it with distance. maybe thats a big mistake. you know I'm thinking of you. 1x| x

[28 Nov 2005|11:19pm] [ mood | sad ] tonight was far from good. ------ 1x| x

[25 Nov 2005|11:21pm] There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe She had so many kids Her uterus fell out. 2x| x

[19 Nov 2005|01:04am] 1x| x

[10 Nov 2005|10:33pm] so this man came into my work tonight dressed as a woman and bought a pregnancy test. 9x| x

[23 Oct 2005|12:48am] would anyone want to see ashlee simpson with me on november 11, 7:30 pm at the bushnell in hartford? im dying to go but i dont want to go alone. pleeeeeease let me know! ------ 8x| x

[12 Oct 2005|11:10pm] so i wore this wicked awesome super bad ass black furry vest today. all day. aaaand now i have a giant ball of black fuzz stuck in my throat. 1x| x

[10 Oct 2005|01:34am] school sucks. i hate it. i need yellow eye shadow. not gold. yellow. it's late. im going to bed. but first, here are some pictures. either look or dont. ( Read more... ) have a nice day. 6x| x

[21 Sep 2005|09:18pm] soooo tonight at work i developed pictures of a lady giving birth. it was really gross. the grossest birth pictures thus far. when the images came up on the screen i literally gagged. i saw the lady's HUGE vagina. blood was smeared and slathered every where. the next one was the same but the baby's head was hanging out. then a little more baby and a lot more blood. then daddy cut the cord. 6x| x

[15 Sep 2005|09:56pm] so as i was pulling out of my school parking lot today, my back brakes broke causing my back right tire to freeze and not move. my car barely even made it to the nearest side street. i was scared. im very happy this did not happen on the highway. a very nice cop helped me though. and god bless AAA. im broke and it sucks. my car in total for new brakes, new shocks, and i threw in an oil change, comes to $725. my college bill at the end of the month is $695. i NEED to get my hair done. at least $70. i have been working at cvs since i was 15 and i have been in the photo lab for the past year. i do not like my job ... except for the occasional naked pictures. i applied at express last month and i found out tonight that i got the job. im nervous though. im not sure what i should do. my hair was really big today. dang humidity. 1x| x

[06 Sep 2005|01:51pm] i have to go SIX WEEKS without a shower in my house! man oh man. what is a girl going to do? 2x| x

[05 Sep 2005|12:02am] nice work, bone daddy. x

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